Now Boarding On Track 12 East: Everything Wrong With Anime
by Gristle McThornbody
Do you like trains? Do you like masturbating? Boy, I’ve got the anime for you.
You’ll probably not read past this point, so the simple verdict is IT STINKS.
In the time it takes an average Amtrak Northeast Regional train to travel from Washington, D.C. (WAS) to Bridgeport, CT (BRP), or the Empire Builder to trundle from Grand Forks, ND (GFK) to Stanley, ND (STN), you can have put in front of you the current state of the anime industry-goddamn desperate.
The Art of Making a Show About Nothing
by Bolt Vanderhuge
This show in a nutshell.
Just in case it isn’t obvious by now, I don’t really watch “slice of life” shows. I generally like the shows I watch to be about something, and the majority of shows that fit into that genre generally aren’t. It doesn’t help that the majority of shows like this also tend to take place in high school. I realize this is because the target audience of such shows tend to be in high school, but I still don’t get the appeal. When it comes to college-aged man-children such as myself, I understand that there can be a nostalgia factor, but honestly even when I was in high school I tended to be interested in things other than high school. Which is why shows like this tend to be more about the stupid shit friends talk about or do while they’re in high school. Of course, if you’re like me, while some of that can be kind of funny, it doesn’t really stretch very far. Which is why the absolute best thing about this series is that each episode has a run time of less than 10 minutes, which includes the minute and a half long opening.
This show is basically about a small group of friends consisting of a busty, bleach blonde girl called Galko, a grey sweats-wearing otaku girl called Otako, and a creepy rich girl called Ojou, and the pointless stupid shit they talk about in while they hang out together at school. Like how the anus is made out of the same kind of tissue as the tongue, at least according to Otako.
Moécratic Vanguard for the black hole of anime gaming
by Bob Johnson
Jeez, next time, why don’t you keep it in your pants? Every time you whip it out, someone has to clean up after you. Seriously. Your credit card has been causing me nothing but trouble. Now just look at this mess of American-made otakubait games preselling their brand concept on KickStarter.
If you use Steam, you can download one such game, Sunrider:Mask of Arcadius, right now on a whim. I wouldn’t exactly call it “Free” … it’s more of a demo. But if you were cheap like myself, there’d be nothing sweeter than seeing that green “Download” box on its Steam Store page. Continue reading